John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary: Fucking-A. Should i wear my black dress?
John: Why the fuck not?
Mary: Fucked if i know-. Oh, fuck! İ just remembered. İt got fucked up in the wash.
John: Well, fuck the opera, let's stay home and fuck.
Mary: Good fucking idea.
А начиналось все названием "Night at the opera" )))